i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
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I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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