so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
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You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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