I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
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I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
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Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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