Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
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Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
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I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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