Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
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Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
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Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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