last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
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On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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