is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
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Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
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I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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