Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
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Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
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I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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