I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
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Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
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can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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