Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
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She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
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