How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
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Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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