strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
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You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
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I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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