the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
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he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
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That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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