i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
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my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
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Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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