She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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