I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
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Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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