You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Let's paint friendship bongs
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
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I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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