you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
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Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
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What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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