I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Randomize
