How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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