He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
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He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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