forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
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And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
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He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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