her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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