Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
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Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
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I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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