Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
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We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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