david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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