i may or may not be watching the land before time
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
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The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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