we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
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SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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