Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
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The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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