hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
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I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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