you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
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I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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