he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
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Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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