I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
operation harelip BJ is a go
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
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They are going to name an STD after you.
I have aggressive nipples.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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