did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Four minutes until I can fart!
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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