Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
You need Xanax blowdarts
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Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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