He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
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A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
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I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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