This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
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I need moral support for this bender
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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