How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
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Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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