areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
We got so high we made milksteak
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I think I sprained my soul last night
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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