Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
no you cant smoke seaweed
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
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You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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