RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
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It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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