I need help removing her.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
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We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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