How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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