Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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