What should our trivia night team be named?
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She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
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besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
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Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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