FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
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but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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