Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
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The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
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It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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