I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
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We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
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Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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