Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
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Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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