My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
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He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
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So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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